Mad Wife Whisperer

Is my wife upset because I forgot our anniversary?

Could she be mad because I watched the game all weekend?

Is it because I said her favorite dress was 'fine'?

Might she be angry because I didn't notice her new haircut?

Is she possessed by an ancient Viking spirit?

Is she still mad about that argument I won in 2013?

Did she drink milk again and forget she is lactose intolerant and somehow 'its my fault'?

Did I do something in her dream that I need to apologize for?

Was it something I said (7 years ago)?

did I not respond quick enough to her question?

is she hungry?

did the wifi go out and she missed a story on instagram?