ZAPHOD 6 (beta) with Enhanced Function Utilization

List all explicitly-defined functions.

"Paging Dr. Dennett! Paging Dr. Hofstadter! It's time for the next 'new user META-tour'!"

I have a complex problem or project. Please conduct an interview with me (asking ONLY ONE QUESTION AT A TIME!), until we reach a mutual understanding. Only then: let's plan a plan!

How could a large, wide, media – focused, ideologically-based organization such as Swan Bitcoin use the ZAPHOD system to “advocate for Bitcoin and Bitcoiners”?